church rat

A snobby person who only shows up to church service and attends as many as possible to try and look holier than any other person in the congregation. Whereas people who attend a church service with pure altruistic intentions can be compared to church mice, a church rat is someone who is a predatory pest in comparison to the harmless mice. Church rats tend to be holier than thou, hypocritical, gossiping nuisances.

He's a church rat looks down on the other people who don't come to every church service let alone every sunday.

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The Church of Tetris

The Church of the one true religion. The acolytes of the Church of Tetris (CoT) believes that all should receive the joy that Tetris brings. Their core beliefs include helping others to understand and share in the glory of Tetris, as well as abstaining from "False idols".

(Quoted from The Church of Tetris homepage.)
"The Church of Tetris is founded on the belief that all people should receive the glory of Tetris. Those who know of the Glory shall have peaceful lives filled with wonderful things. Those without Tetris shall continue on as all humans do. And those who oppose Tetris shall be crushed in a rain of blocks from on high."

The CoT has even sanctioned a prayer to be uttered whenever worshipping the one true Tetris.

"You can worship Tetris anywhere you can take an electronic device. We at The Church of Tetris have even sanctioned a prayer, which we recommend you speak aloud before worshipping the great Tetris:"

Oh, Tetris, thy Glory great,
Give us today our daily blocks,
So that we may clear them.
And give us strength,
Through our gaps and mistakes,
To obtain a tetris.
Start.

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Sexual Church

a church filled with lesbian nuns and gay priests. that feed on children.

I DONT WANNA GO TO THE SEXUAL CHURCH! Also a house on the sims 2 made by MG.

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church nod

when you start to fall asleep while sitting upright and quickly snap or bob your head back up

derived from people bored at a speech, or spefically church sermon, who begin to "church nod" as they try not to fall asleep

see also "four-wheeling"

In lecture the other day I got picked on when the teacher saw me church nod.

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church of scientology

A corporation masquerading as a religion and only succeeding as a cult; a major bringer of lulz unless they're killing off members of their congregation or disconnecting families. Lovers of free speech unless the free speech is being used against them, in which case they will stalk you and sue your ass faster than a fat kid pissed at McDonalds. Run by a midget who is BFF with Tom Cruise. Exists to give members of Chanology something to do other than sit around and fap all day. Their religion runs towards asking for moar monies and making fields of wildflowers for Tom Cruise to run through.

Also, they hate the gays.

The Church of Scientology defines scientology as "the study of truth." The rest of the world defines them as masters of the footbullet.

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church tongue

A french kiss that is appropriatte for use in a wedding in church

Julia: Not porno tongue. Church tongue.
Robbie: laughing Church tongue, I like that.

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God church

A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.

And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

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