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Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.

While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.

by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023


indianapolis circle jerk

Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.

Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?

by Rogue_medic April 23, 2018


Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.

That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.

by infini4 January 20, 2020


Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first

Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023


Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017


culinary circle jerk

When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.

I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.

by MarianneM February 24, 2017


Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.

That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023