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When your girl is smart, beautiful, sassy, bad, and got a potty mouth like no other, yet when she's in front of adults, she turns into a polite princess.
My girl isn't just class, she's sassy yet classy.
Upper China town, however only exists in myth.
Lets go to that classy Chinese area, its where rich Asian live!
An ironic saying to be used in situations when you do something very un-sophisticated or classy. Mainly used by women.
When you’re dressed in your finery with a alcoholic beverage in one hand, when you trip landing with your skirt over your head yet not a drop of your drink spilt. It is times like this as they contemplate the situation they are in and says out loud or in ones head....
I’m classy as fuck, I'm classy as fuck
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when a bitch knows she's a bitch but still is classy and sassy. a classy ass bitch also doesn't give a fuck what you think and is gonna stay a classy ass bitch no matter what kind of shit hoes and man whores put her through.
person 1: god she's such a whore
person 2: dude shut up she's just a classy ass bitch that knows what she wants
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A person who has a severe alcohol problem in which they try to hide by calling it "classy". Most classy alcoholics are short and fat, due to lack of excersize and unhealthy eating habits and they are either from Jersey or pretend to be from Jersey (Snooky from The Jersey Shore). This term is used to mask a persons alcoholic behaviors from public ridicule and avoid interference from family members and friends who are trying to help. Common characteristics of a classy alcoholic are sleeping thoughout the day and staying up all night, consuming massive amounts of alcohol on religious days such as sundays, wearing clothing that is entirely too tight which shows every lump of a persons body, loud and belligerent public behavior, streams of cuss words when on the phone (especially with family members), rude and pigheadedness, and the belief that they are a princess when in fact, they are no more than fat, annoying, people who talk shit about others in order to cover up that they have a drinking problem and they hate their lives. Classy alcoholics can trip and fall without spilling one drop of their SoCo (Southern Comfort) which can be beneficial at times. The lack of true friends and pain of living a promiscuous and loveless life will eventually kill the classy alcoholics faster than the eminent alcohol poisoning in their futures.
D'anna: No one can have any of my SoCo! It's Sunday night and it's time for me to drankkk! It's okay though because I'm a classy alcoholic.
The world: What a dumb fat bitch. I hope she gets hit by a car.
D'anna: I DGAF what you people say!
The world: Obviously, because if you did you would have laid off the Mcdonalds 3 years ago.
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The act of a male dressing up in a tuxedo filled with ranch and putting a vacuum nozzle up a females anus until she screams, “OH DADDY THATS ONE CLASSY ASS BUTT SUCK” as a safe word before her intestines are sucked up by the vacuum.
YO Jason totally classy butt sucked me last night! Daddy’s gonna be mad about all the ranch in his bed tho
while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!
you're the best....you give classy blow jobs!
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