unaccepting of new information or opposing viewpoints. Often basing his or her personal opinions in moral or religious teachings. S/He believes they already have the answer and no longer need to continue learn by intellectual argument. Having faith.
Christians are closed-minded when it comes to accepting scientific evidence regarding evolution.
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When someone is just not thinking and says, "Could you close the light?" When, as everyone knows, no one can close a light.
Dude, could you close the light?
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Military jargon for a fire mission ordered within close proximity of friendly units. Also to break wind - usually with devastating effect - in the company of close friends or family.
Josh: "Oscar Zulu Yankie Delta Niner, artillery away, danger close." *farts in friend's face*
Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"
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A term that is meant too be shouted when you are in a public toilet and your about to take a massive dump after consuming food such as curry. This technique should be used to warn people or too create tension for no particular reason or for your own personal enjoyment.
You've just taken a dump and you shout "DANGER CLOSE" as loud as you can too warn people of the event. You then casually walk out without making eye contact with anyone else in there.
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Closing the curtains is an action.
When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.
Masturbation Lust Curtains
*Someone comes in the door*
"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
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When a dude is looking over your shoulder at your computer screen with their face way too close to yours.
A sign of repressed homosexuality.
I was just trying to enjoy a youtube vid, but my roommate crept up behind me and pulled a close face.
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The gender opposite of a blumpkin. When a guy goes down on a girl while she is taking a shit. It is called dangah close becuase your tongue is very close to the shit hole while shit is coming out.
"Yo man after I got dat blumpkin from becky she said 'my turn' and I had to give her dat dangah close"
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