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a game played at social functions where there are large amounts of women. You get one run each time you nudge a womans tit, four runs for a one handed grab and to hit a six requires a two handed two tit grab, the bloke with the most runs wins.
did ya see that steveo just got two sixes in a row! what a legend!
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A nagger's moose knuckle, or camel toe.
That moose cricket is fuckin huge guy! Thats bigger than your moms!
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A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.
Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!
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The ultra-pointy boots worn by Mexican's. They are so pointy they can smash a cricket in the corner. Often made of exotic skins from sharks, ostrich, or alligator. Sometimes their made of leather dyed in all the colors of the Mexican flag. Ole!
Check out the cricket killers on that beaner!
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Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.
"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."
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Naggers...
Them moon crickets always walk in the middle of the road and dare you to hit them.
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A woman, usually white, who prefers to have sex with african americans (moon crickets).
I just saw Suzy at Kennedy Fried Chicken with Jamal. She is a filthy cricket hugger
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