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its covering your hands in glue and diping them cornflakes and fapping
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When a man with a mustache rubs his stash on the inside of a womans ass crack while eating jelly from her anal cavity
Last night my boyfriend gave me a crispy frizzle! I couldn't stop laughing when my husband said I smell like raspberries
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When a someone maturbates and their cum will dry on their pubic hairs, the hair will then become hard or stiff. After the crispy bush phase is complete, you can rub your finger on your pubic hairs and white flakes will come off
After John and Maria had sex, johns cum dried on his pubic hairs resulting in a crispy bush
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(noun) A male gamer that hears a female gamer speak via microphone on a public server and proceeds to act childish and annoying to attract their attention. Usually a Crispy Mango tries to act cute and say nice things to the female in order to woo her, but to everyone else he is just an annoying tool that probably has never spoken to another female other than their mother.
(Halo Matchmaking)
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…
Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!
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Crispy <3... you would assume I wrote this because of a texture... Well, you are wrong dumbass.. This is for my one and only boyfriend yes crispy...This is for you... Let me tell you about this anyway. Crispy: The most perfect person in the damn world he probably is going to read this from my image but I love him and no one can compare to him. He will always be the first in my life and never the last. Also, this guy owns nerf guns so beware 😩!!!!!! ~The baddest bitch.
Did you see crispy today?! he looking so fine. I'm just like.. Crispy <3
The act of fucking with a sun burnt penis or sun burnt vagina.
I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
The best; the most amazing; when something is so good, it's Crispy Chuleta.
Hey, that song was lit. It was crispy Chuleta.