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When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own
Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!
"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"
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white girls fucking black guys in the ear
" Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "
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A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.
Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."
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To fail miserably
"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.
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Bass Deaf is when you crank up the bass on your music WAY too hard for a prolonged time and go temporarily deaf.
Anon got some new bass boosted headphones and cranked the bass too high, Now he's gone bass deaf.