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This is the month where you have to destroy your debt. First you visit your favorite gambling site : On the 1st day you bet $1, on the 2nd day $2 and so on... On the 31st you have to bet $31.
You win destroy debt december when you are debt-free on january 1.
John: joww dude you doing destroy debt december?
Dennis: Yeah of course I hope I can pay off my student loans!
John: Nice!
A conspicuous consumer who laments he/she "can't" pay his/her student loan or utility bills while headed out for a case of bottled water, carton of smokes, concert ticket or tattoo, etc. The thought of economizing or getting a second job to pay off debt is wholly repugnant. Much more attractive options for this type of person are federally mandated loan forgiveness, Go Fund Me campaigns, or even bankruptcy.
She spendshuge amounts on designer clothes, gourmet foods, etc., then complains she can't pay her rent. She's always looking for a way to get others to pay her bills--she's a true PSDD (Perrier sipping/swilling debt dodger)!!
Having sex with your spouse.
Hey Bob, why are you late?
Oh, I was servicing the debt.
Oh, ok, how's Karen btw?