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The direction in which you are facing. This is a universal north for all beings.
Which way are you facing? To my directional north.
What’s directional north? Any way I am facing.
One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.
One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
From an operations management perspective, a direct run is when a product is driven entirely through the production process with no diversions or backtracks for rework or repairs.
If you think of a way to promote direct runs on your assembly line, tell management.
false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.
Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
Just the best, hottest boy band out there.
Made up of five british teenage guys; Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Some say it's not possible to find a group of friends that are all so hot, but hey look at them.
Person 1: Have you heard one direction's new song?!
Person 2: OMG yes! I love it! Can they be any hotter? Seriously!
Person 1: Not possible. ;)
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The gayest band to ever exist.They perform just for homosexual freak shows.
one direction is gay.
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to berate, belittle, emasculate, or abuse someone either emotionally or physically
1) my wife told me that i need someone like her to give me direction.
2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.
3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.
4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.
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