Dish Debt

n. The experience of receiving more dishes in the midst of washing the ones already in the sink. Often this takes place when people are slow to eat their food, find random cups from a few weeks ago, or because they found things you overlooked, like pots on the stove.
This event is usually accompanied by anger, grimacing and sighing.

Marlo: Dish duty?
Steven: Yeah, but I'm almost done. Be in the den in 10 minutes.
Marlo: Sure.

20 minutes later

Marlo: What's taking so long?
Steven: I got dish debt. Maria, Justin, and Katie sat around talking and decided to hand their crap in at the last second.
Marlo: That sucks...oh hey man, isn't this the salad bowl we used? It only has a few leaves inside, maybe you should wash that.
Steven: ...
Marlo: What? Just sayin'.

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Skip the dishes

The shittiest company on the planet. If you use this company fuck you ur shit too. I’d rather eat a sewer rat then eat the shit they dare call food. I’d rather die overdose on heroine than work for such a poor company. #ubereatsisbetter #skipthedishesisshit

Skip the dishes employee: ur stupid ass bought ur food to the wrong address and u aren’t getting ur money back

Me: this is bs
Skip the dishes employee: the only way u getting the money back is if u go suck a dick for money

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wash dishes

Wash the dishes, wipe down the countertop, stovetop and clean the sink after you’re done.

*sweeping/ cleaning the floor may also be included depending on the situation*

Ya ma: “wash these dishes”
You: *washes dishes*
Ya ma: “didn’t I tell you to wash dishes?! That means clean the whole kitchen! Why the counter still dirty?”

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Petri-Dish

When a woman's been with so many partners you dont know what she's got.

No one wants your woman- she's a Petri-Dish!!

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dish tits

Nipples that are the size of dinner plates or bigger

God Damn, did you see Jennies nipples? Shes got some dish tits.

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dishes done

Whenever an individual needs to go beyond erasing doubt that a task has been completed and create an aura of excellence around their ability to complete said task, as well as similar tasks. Short for "The dishes are done."

"You rail that ho?"
"Dishes... DONE!"

or

"DISHES DONE!"
"What did you finally pay off all the debt from that bachelor party?"
"Yeah boiiiie."

or

"Let's sidehill."
"Dishes done."

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Deep dish

A better alternative to using the term “thic”. Calling someone thick can have a negative connotation with the word fat, where as calling someone deep dish makes you think of food. And who doesn’t love food!?

yo girl your dog’s booty is real deep dish

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