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The most beautiful car in the whole wide world. Sexy, hot, gorgeous.
Fe since you love the Dodge Charger so much ... why don't you marry it? I probably would if I could.
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While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.
Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.
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When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.
Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.
(Insert x-girlfriends name here) Dodge is when you see any of your x-girlfriends in a public place and narrowly escape a very painful and awkward conversation. Most applicable when the previous breakup was not so good.
Sam: Holy Crap man! I just did the most extreme (Bre) DODGE!
Trent:Where? I know she works at Fred Meyer..
Sam: yeah, I was in line for Starbucks and she was standing right next to me with a clipboard, so scary!
Trent: What did you do?
Sam: I spun around so she would not see me then assertively walked across the store and went for Starbucks elsewhere
When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.
Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...
The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.
Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?
Oh that’s my dodge caliber!
Have you been taking your meds?
Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.
That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.
Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...
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