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a game in which a group of guys stand in a circle and masturbate onto a dorito. the last one the ejaculate on it has to eat it.
guy 1 "im bored and horny"
guy 2 "lets play wet the dorito"
guy 3 "thats a most excellant idea!"
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Army, 1st Armored Division patch.
did you see that Dorito Chip? yeah he is in 1AD.
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When a man has an uncircumsized penis and is not particularly focused on hygiene. When foreskin is "rolled back" and the dick is revealed, it is cheesy and dirty and gross looking.
I don't think I could have sex with an uncut guy, I'd be too afriad of Dorito Dick.
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When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.
"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"
"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."
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When a person with short, fat fingers fingers a girl after eating Doritos. He will never wash his hands.
Did you hear about Paulie? She got Dorito fingered by her boyfriend!
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A Racial Slur refering to Italians Simular to Daygo.
Daygo andd Danny Dorito
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To constantly bug people to get something you have that you don't want and constantly reject you
Mary: did you see him
Jenny: yeah the guy that was being such a Doritos salesman like he can be such a thot and I'm sure glad he's not my bae
Mary: Ikr PREACH girl!!!!
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