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Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.
Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!
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Loud trashy music originating from Europe. The name may sound cool but the sound is not. This genre of music makes it particularly hard to study Science.
Person1: Dude, I can't study science. My brother is blasting his Euro Trash Sex Music
Person2:Ooh, that sound like a cool genre of music
Person1: Trust me, the name decieves you
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Euro Truck Simulator 2 (ETS2) also known as the most badass 9,11 simulator there is.
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash
"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."
Euro Truck Simulator 2
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An instruction given to a garage attendent when filling up on gas.
Givvus 30 'uro dere bud - Dublin slang
Also, fill 'er up dere bud... Self explanatory
The antonym of an 'Indian giver.'
One who gives, but gives diseases.
One who takes, and does not give back.
One who takes, then gives diseases.
Abner: "I think I'm going to give that Indian woman my blanket."
Isaac: "Take it slowly my comrade, you don't want to be a Euro-giver! Do you not still have syphil-"
Abner: "Nonsense Isaac! bitches love blankets"
Euro-giver: "Can I real quick borrow this area, like can I just call this mine?"
Indian-giver: "I mean...you are it because you are in it. And it is within us all..."
Euro-giver: "Well! It is here, and you are in it! so could you back up a bit?"
Indian-giver: "This land belongs to no man."
Euro-giver: "YOU HEARD THE MAN! CLEARCUT THE BEACH AND NAME IT AFTER THE QUEEN!"
Slang used by many senior citizens living in retirement homes referring to a rough, sweaty, meaty, nutritious, celebratory, exciting, crusty, emotional, noble, kingly, tear-jerking, political, hungry, looping, lethal, gratifying, refreshing, refrigerating, pleasant, knightly, daily, numerical, busy, and teal gay orgy
"My grandma is OBSESSED with Euro Truck Simulator 2"
"No Way! Mine too!"