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Euro-giver

The antonym of an 'Indian giver.'

One who gives, but gives diseases.
One who takes, and does not give back.
One who takes, then gives diseases.

Abner: "I think I'm going to give that Indian woman my blanket."
Isaac: "Take it slowly my comrade, you don't want to be a Euro-giver! Do you not still have syphil-"
Abner: "Nonsense Isaac! bitches love blankets"

Euro-giver: "Can I real quick borrow this area, like can I just call this mine?"
Indian-giver: "I mean...you are it because you are in it. And it is within us all..."
Euro-giver: "Well! It is here, and you are in it! so could you back up a bit?"
Indian-giver: "This land belongs to no man."
Euro-giver: "YOU HEARD THE MAN! CLEARCUT THE BEACH AND NAME IT AFTER THE QUEEN!"

by tockumoutavit August 20, 2015