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A person who is constantly getting their face spunked on.
That dude is always getting it on the face! It's because he is a facial station.
When you blow a load on your partner's face then start french kissing
Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend
Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night
When you smother the icing of a boberry biscuit from Bojangles all over your face. It will appear that you have been jizzed on. Must be done in a public Bojangles.
Ron bought a six-pack of boberry biscuits. He then rubbed one on his face to give himself a boberry facial.
When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.
I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.
A Cincinnati Facial is a sex act in which a group of men stand in a circle around a kneeling subject (usually female) and simultaneously fap. After every man in the circle has splooged, the subject's face should be completely covered in trouser gravy. The man who was last to jizz must now lick the subject's face completely clean of cum. After this has been done, the first man to splooge fucks the subject. This act is similar to both bukakke and soggy biscuit.
Brad: The guys and I gave Heather a Cincinnati Facial.
Derek: No way! Did you have to lick it off?
When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.
Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial
When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.
My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.
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