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To mess something up so bad that it is impossible to fix or take back.
Dude you dropped my bong! You fucked it. Now how are we going to smoke?
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an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.
i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.
i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.
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Surprisingly enough, it's not a synonym for marijuana.
"Let's smoke some fuck, man."
"... What?"
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Once had shock value, but is now more common than a tattoo on a fat girl's back.
"You think this definition will get the thumbs up"?
"Do I fuck"
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An inappropriate remark. Usually used when your trying to exaggerate something or make a point.
Fuck you bud you ugly ass fuck
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My favourite word in the English language, but "society's" number one world problem for no fucking reason.
I fucking love to use the word fuck. Why the fucking fuck do people get so fucking offended by it?! IT'S JUST A F U C K ING WORD!!!
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Used to express an opinion larger than hell to the no
Guy: Would you have sex with Jessica?
Guy 2: Fuck to the no I wouldn't.