shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"

boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"

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People with fucked up faces

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

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Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president

A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.

He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.

Our beautiful fucking president.

All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.

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FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

The most British roast ever

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

Butt-Fucked in the Face

To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.

Or

To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.

"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"

"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."

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Cunt Faced Fuck

A person who not only is ignorant and sometimes acts foolish, but also has a scar on his face resembling a vagina.

Yamcha: I'm right aren't I master.
Master: No, you cunt faced fuck!

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