the ting goes skraa

The peek of poetry as we know it. Only the people who have dedicated their whole life to studying art can even begin to guess what it represents. Some of the most respected philosophers have studied and they can say its a real brainstormer.

Man1: Please, don't shoot! Have mercy.
Man2:The ting goes skraa. Pap pap pap ka ka skeebi be pop pop and a poo poo purr poom. Skee ya doo doo coo coo poom poom. Poom poom

Man1:*dies*
Man2: Ya done now

that song that goes like...

the thing you say when you forgot the lyrics of a song.

npc 1: hey, do you know that song that goes like... doo doo doo pah doop
npc 2: no.

Tom goes to the Mayor

This show is not funny at all. I've seen about 10 episodes, and none of them have made me laugh. It is just the same idea recycled over and over, with tweaks to the plot here and there. The only funny episode has Tenacious D in it.

Tom Goes to the Mayor sucks!

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Boom goes the dynamite

Popularized by a video of a radio broadcast at a college. A guy was asked at the last moment to fill-in for the normal sportscaster. He was given a poorly written script that did not match any part of the replay video, yet he stuck it out. The segment was so ridiculously fubared he ended with, "and boom goes the dynamite."

Refers to being involved in a situation where everything that can go wrong, does, yet sticking it out until, inevitably, the dynamite goes off (which itself is a reference to movies where, no matter what, the bomb goes off.)

The absolute finest example of "Boom goes the dynamite" is BP's approach to trying to stop the crude oil being pumped into the Gulf of Mexico.

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boom goes the kitty

Boom goes the kitty is the act of putting your stupid old cat into a microwave and turning it on wait about 20-30 seconds and BOOM GOES THE KITTY! enjoy with a nice white wine and crackers.

That effin cat luigi shit on the floor again so i threw him in the old microwave and BOOM GOES THE KITTY!

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Pop Goes The Weazle

While having an erection you pull your dick down and let go.

pop goes the weazle- I knocked someone out last night I pulled my dick down let go and it hit someone in the chin Knocking them out! K.O.

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That's How It Goes In The Rodeo

Established by the Fox/Sauk indians of Mid-Michigan territory in the late 1700s. Used to describe a normal situation, such as the native buffalo rodeo in the area.

"Wow, i remembered everything but my dildo!" - guy one
"Well, that's how it goes in the rodeo." - guy two

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