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1.push erect penis down
2. Put goldfish on penis
3. Let go penis
4. Shoot goldfish in air (much like a roman catapult)
5. Catch goldfish in mouth and enjoy your penis flavored fish
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!
Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!
Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!
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The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.
I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.
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female masterbation is petting the goldfish
My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.
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goldfish is probably everyones favourite food and this needs to be appreciate because its amazing on October 19th its international goldfish day buy a shit load of youre fav goldfish
October 19th International Goldfish Day
I am goldfish ass crack
I am goldfish ass crack and I eat goldfish
The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld
One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.
When you shit diarrhea into your partners mouth and then cum in it at the same time.
I flavor blasted goldfish last night into ariana's mouth
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