Random
Source Code
Random
This is referring to a either male or female. Where the female will take her hand a stroke his yk. And men can do the same to themselves or same sex.
“I could use a hand job” -Jerry “well sense no ones around why not” -Karen
The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.
Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!
The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.
DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it
Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!
The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.
It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.