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Name: Dage the Hedgehog
Species: Hedgehog
Sex: Male
Age: 15
Height: 100cm (3.3ft)
Weight: 35kg (77lbs)
Abilities: All
Weaknesses: Nothing
Likes: Music, fast things
Dislikes: Tears, the word "slow"
Dage the hedgehog is used to be just like sonic but things happened.. he does a lot of things 3 brothers 1 sister... he never lose in a fight.. hes also the strongest hedgehog alive.. A lot of forms he has. hes a drillen.. and NEVER make him mad
Dage The Hedgehog is really strong
the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.
"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"
-sonic the hedgehog
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A Hedgehog that used to be cool, until he went 3D.
In 1993 a cool cartoon actually spawned from the sonic universe, it had a dark plot and everything. Then one day it disapeared. After that and S&K there have been no good ideas.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Old School Gamer: DR. EGGMAN!? WTF!!?
reet: Dr. Eggman is a luser sonic owns him all the time. ZOMG AND SHADOW IS GOING TO HAVE A GUN IN HIS NEXT GAME!! ITS GONA TOTALLY OWN HALO!11
Old School Gamer: I would like to meet the people responsible for this...
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Young lady not shy of pushing her trimmed beaver around the block !!! Often found in Southend on Sea wearing White stilletoes and no knickers !!!!!
I saw that reb out on saturday she was with her sixth different bloke in two weeks........man, she is just hurling the hedgehog everywhere !!!!
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In your quest to find a toilet urgently, your poo might poke its head out like a hedgehog. At this point you must clench your cheeks to shove it back inside. It may then continuously pop its head out at ever increasing regularity. At this point you really should be near a loo.
Oh I really need a loo. I've got a hedgehogs head.
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To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.
Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.
"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."
"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."
"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."
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Crust of poo resulting in the matting of the hairs around the arsehole. Only solution is to pull the matted hairs out.
I hate it when you have to pull the hairs out your arse, angry hedgehogs
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