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The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."
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much like illegal pan up, when you jack it to heterosexual porn, and the camera pans down while watching the sex, and the camera is way to close the dudes balls and grundel , usually ending with camera focused on the balls, as opposed to the hot ass girl getting fucked
Damn I like the way (insert name here) ass bounces when she gets fucked ... (illegal pan down) ugh gross now his balls are on the screen gross, damn you illegal pan down
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when your jacking it to heterosexual porn, and it shows the girl getting fucked hard, then all of a sudden it shows the dude's face as he's slamming the female, usually while about to complete
Man I love (insert porn-star name here) videos, there so hot.... well they would be if it wasn't for the pan up at the end
Ohh (insert name ) is so fucking hot getting her pussy fucked, (illegal pan up happens ) No...no..nooooo I just cummed when the video illegally paned up
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A website where you can watch shit illegally
Hey Tony, Why are the cops outside our house? oh I was watching my dress up darling on an illegal streaming website
When you're banging a hot female referee and you nut somewhere she don't want you to
I was going to town on my sons soccer ref and I pulled out and blew my load in her hair, she penalized me for illegal use of nut
It is when a group of men gather together and perform bukkake on a danish. The danish is left alone in a safe place for a few months. The danish is then given to someone for their consumption and enjoyment.
"Fucking faggot. Let's make an illegal danish to screw him over for that."
"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"
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