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channel that is worth watching. With advertising that amuses too!
In other words, adult swim rocks!
Stewie is a common sight on adult swim.
So is Leela.
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An electronic-pop, but also indie band that is known for its skipping techniques that make its songs unique.
Band members:
Austin Tofte
Adam Young (also in Owl City)
I really like this new band, Swimming with Dolphins. It has all of the positive traits of Owl City, but has a new singer with a fresh voice.
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A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires no work at all. Swimming is an excuse for a sport and does not require much more than physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least ona high school level. Certain college and adult level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its lack of real "sport" characteristic. If one wishes to expand one's physical abilties, one would be better pursuing anything else (i.e. basketball, football, wrestling, soccer)
Actual Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all.
Swimmer: (whispering) Okay, don't tell anybody this, but swimming doesn't actually make me an athlete! I just say that to make friends and feel good about myself. But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone!
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The act of 5 or more dudes ejaculating into a soda bottle, shaking it up, then inserting the contents of the bottle into a vagina while the woman is doing a handstand. The ensuing race is known as the swim meet.
Her man's dick don't work so she had got pregnant up at a swim meet.
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A show on Cartoon Network that is shown at nighttime everyday, excluding Fridays.....Adult Swim is the only good channel on TV anymore.
"Adult Swim has Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, and many more hilarious shows. They even have some anime."
-me
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Chill dudes who partake in the grueling sport of competitive swimming (mostly collegiate though some are chill enough in high school to be considered a Swim Bro.) The aquatic equivalent of a Lax Bro so to speak.
see: Lax Bro
dude 1: "Those Swim Bros stack like 6000 yards a day. Holy shit their ripped."
dude 2: "Yeah man those guys are hardcore."
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Mike: "Whad up fellow swim bro, you ready to hit the poolski and get that 200x30 IM set"
Brendan: "Chyeaa bro lets do it"
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The art of maintaing a popular African American hairstyle called Waves. The action on them being "On Swim" occurs by keeping them intact with such things a "Durag"
"Keeps his waves on swim"
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