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The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences.
There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:
1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.
2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.
Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
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The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.
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Where men go to pick up chicks.
Girlfriend: "What's wrong with spending time on The Internet?"
Boyfriend: "Men only go there to pick up chicks, you know."
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1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.
1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet!
2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!
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The internet is a series of tubes;
Not a big truck.
The internet is made of of thousands of microscopic tubes that connect every computer in the world together.
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An endless amount of information, pornography, and other stuff to do. All put together over countless servers and other crap. Point being, no matter how many games you play on the internet, you'll never win even one. Its just a bundle of wires.
Person 1 : "Dude, we just kicked this clans ass in Counterstrike! My clan won!"
Person 2 : "No they didnt. Nobody ever wins on the internet."
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1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company.
2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.
1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?"
2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."
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