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a freddie-ism is a common remark or a completely irrelevant comment made by one who is a freddie, often followed up with a song and/or dance.
"i told craig and them i was gonna kick it with them... well gotta go see you when i see you." "if you cry what's the baby gonna do???" "people want the song" "who does that" "ima give you a three piece right in the mouth" all of which are crazy freddie-isms coinciding with their own dances and glares
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A compleatly random comment said at an innapropriate time or place
"oh thats one of them hookers right?"
Talking about the "hook and leader" method of introducing an essay
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A religion filled to the brim of Earths most elite. Derived from the 🅱️ig 🅱️od 🅱️erry 🅱️. 🅱️enson our 🅱️od. This is the superior religion. All others must succumb to its power.
That kid is really boofin. He must be a part of B-ism.
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n. A phrase or word created by comedian Dane Cook that people commonly quote.
"Where's the handle?" and "Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex!" are my favorite dane-isms.
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noun - an idiom used in a declarative statement which is true - but only from a certain point of view.
Kenobi-isms are often used when attempting to make complex issues seem simple, or trying to prove a point with statistical data - this makes them a favourite of politicians, religious leaders, and high-school science teachers.
The name Kenobi-ism refers to the Star Wars character Obiwan Kenobi and a plot-critical statement that he makes to a young Luke Skywalker in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope:
"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."
Luke eventually discovers the truth about his father and (2 movies later) confronts Obiwan accusing him of lying, to which Obiwan replies:
"So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view. ... Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
"I'm afraid that the Health Secretary is using a blatant Kenobi-ism there... Whilst it's true to say that the government spent more on public health this year than ever before, in real terms - accounting for inflation - this amount is 10% less than was spent 5 years ago."
The 1984 film "This is Spinal Tap" had a scene where a guitarist explains why they're so loud--the amps have volume dials that go to 11. When the interviewer asks why they don't just recalibrate so that 10 is the highest, there's a confused pause, after which the guitarist repeats, "These go to 11."
An 11-ism is any similar bit of clueless thinking.
Did you hear his defense of horoscopes? What an 11-ism!
I watched the political debates last night and have never heard so many 11-isms packed into one block.