cement shoes

Often used in gang related activity, to either:
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.

Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.

A.) Hey Tommy, this guy over here won't quite bustin' my balls, make him a pair of cement shoes will ya?

B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.

Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*

Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.

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Shoe Perv

Someone who checks out someone else's shoes in a lustful manner....

Wow Rachel is such a shoe perv...look at drooling over those kitten heels!

Pope Shoes

The name of ones shoes immediately following the removal of a females bloody tampon and punting (kicking) of said tampon, prior to sexual intercourse.

I got myself a pair of awesome Pope Shoes last night before banging my wife.

shoe envy

when one is jealous of another person's shoes. sometimes to the point of purposely
stepping on that person's shoes to mess them up.

dude is suffering from a severe case of shoe envy.

Shoe Store

Used as GTA V euphemism for Strip Club. Shoe Store comes from the words: Hoe Store, only adding the S at the beginning to make it sound like a regular store, even though there is no shoe store in GTA V.

Hey Bill, lets go to the Shoe Store and bid for Shoes!

couple shoes

when you and your SO share a pair of shoes and cum in them every time you hu since you wear the same size

girl: let’s hu
boy: fuck yeah grab the couple shoes

amish shoe

say it out loud "i miss you"

John: Paul I haven't seen you in three months! Amish shoe.
Paul: Amish shoe too