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noun: an outfit comprising of a pair of jeans paired with a denim jacket (either similar wash or exact wash)
It is not 1985..you should not even have to use jeans tuxedo in a sentence.
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When you see a beautiful woman and your dick gets hard, your jeans or pants also get hard around the groin area. It's another way of saying you just experienced a boner. A hard feeling in the jeans is a sure sign that you just saw something that you liked. This is caused by peeping on some big tits or catching a glimpse of a great ass. If the jeans are too tight, the boner may cause significant pain. The most comfortable way to wear a boner is either completely nude, totally naked, or with just a pair of lightweight baggy shorts on.
Steve: "Oh fuck, look at that fucking big-tittied blonde!"
Gary: "Shit man, she is one fine broad."
Steve: "Oh fuck, I just got hard jeans. I am envisioning slamming her right now."
Gary: "Her buttcheeks would be red when I was done with her."
Steve: "You want to meet up again tomorrow night and talk about fucking chicks?"
Gary: "Yes"
Hard Jeans can also be hard pants, hard shorts, etc.
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popular brand of jeans among high schoolers and hip adults, mentioned in 'my humps' average cost 100+
i just got these exclusive seven jeans.
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A pair of loose jeans that a female wears when she is on the rag.
"My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."
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One of the most amazing person you'll ever meet in your life. This person is also known as the richest person in Canada. Before the name was associated to a jewellery shop in France, it was the business name of small ice cream shop in down town Long-Beach, California.
"You are such a Jean-Christophe" !
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Very tight EVERYWHERE jeans. They show off everything you got and can only be worn correctly with the perfect ass to dick to leg ratio. The should fall loosely over a flat ass.
Oh damn did you see how brad was rocking his bitch jeans today? Nobody could pull those off like he does.
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