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BOys who whine, call it music, and like to groom themselves by licking their genitals.
"holy shit! why is that guy sucking cock?"
"cuz he part of the Jonas Brothers."
"oh."
Jonas Brothers: "It tastes like vanilla!"
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Is the worst insult ever, worst ''music'' worst everything.
To suck, stink.
Girl1: Slut!!
Girl2: Jonas Brothers!!
Girl1: *gasp* *slap*
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Probably the gayest band I have ever seen in my life. Their songs consist of 'singing' that sounds like a cock is being shoved down their throats while they're being butt-fucked by some 40 year old pedo. Their fans are made of 99% of the population of 9-17 year old girls who have never had their first kiss and and have an equally strange and stalker-ish obsession with HighSchool Musical and Disney Channel. Between the three Jonas Brothers they only have 3 eyebrows because each one has a uni-brow, especially the oldest one, kevin, who looks like he has some furry rodent glued to his forehead. They SAY they're virgins but we all know that they are not. We all know they are male-hookers, I mean, why else would their pants be so tight?
Jonas Brothers Fan- OHEMGEEEE JOE JONAS IS SOOOOO HAWWTT LIKE OHEMMGEEEE
Normal Person- Go get a life, fag.
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A crap, overated band. They are only famous for being on the Disney channel all the time, and no, I don't watch Disney Channel, my little 7 YEAR OLD sister does, and I know some of their songs because my sister likes them. They started off as an okayish Christian band but are now a pathetic pop band that sing off-key, the oldest one must be about 18 and his voice is STILL developing and he sings like an 11 year old. All of there songs are about Looovvveeee and girls. It doesn't take much talent to write 15 songs about girls. Oh, and they've coppied about 3 of their songs from Busted.
They also call themselves 'Rockstars' when their music is bubblegum pop.
Please understand that not ALL preteens like them, I've hated them since I heared them on Disney Channel at 11...
Stupid slut teen/preteen: LIKE OMG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEEEEEK! LIKE, I'M GOING TO SEE THE JONAS BROTHERS! I TOTALLY LOVE NICK!
Person with decent taste in music: Fuck off, go listen to real music.
Jonas Brothers:Uh Uhhh WoahG irl I wanna kiss you Oh Yeahhhh ohh baby you tell me that you love meeee yeaahhh ohhh uh ohhhh Ohh Uh-Uh *chokes*
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Over hyped teenie-bopper band advocated by the Disney Channel. Contains not a iota of talent but is still liked because of the supposed "smexiness" of the members. Can be proven false by the size of their eyebrows.
"Like, oh my god! Did you see that Jonas Brothers fan vid?"
"Like, no. I was watching Twilight fan vids listening to Hannah Montana. I'll look later."
~12 year old girls
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Sexual position in during a gay threesome where the three males fall asleep in a triangle each with someone elses cock in their mouth
While on tour, The Jonas Brothers (Nick, Joe and the other one) had a Jonas Brother, after they fell asleep 5 minutes past their bedtime :O
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(n.) A homosexual band from Wyckoff (wha-k-off) New Jersey; used to brainwash teenage girls; made famous from a Christain rock radio station
they also like to lipsync music on-stage and let Disney Inc. take money from little girls (or their rich parents; in the case thier spoiled)
Related Entries: "OJD" - Obsessive Jonas Disorder - a fake disease that millions of teenage Jonas Brothers Fans claim to have; another lame creation of Disney Inc.
Straight Man 1: Dude, have you seen that group of gay men called the Jonas Brothers?
Faggot 1: Yea man, they're soooo cool.
(Straight man 1 punches Faggot 1 in the face and walks away.)
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Pleading Mother 1: Oh doctor, my daughter claims to suffer from OJD !
Doctor 1: Is this true little Sally?
Little Sally: Yes doctor! I'm sick with love!
Doctor 1: There's only one cure to this, simply pay me $100 to go take out those 3 bastards.
Pleading Mother 1: Oh here! Anything to end this !
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