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In a state of deep slumber from exhaustion
Don't bother mom, she's konged out after her 10 hour shift
An extremely broad and spicy sex position. Usually used in rape, along with a banana and other foods. One would shove the food up the butt, and come out the earlobe.
Dang Matt! You wana Danny Kong
🎶 He’s always there
Inside your walls
But while you sleep
As your guard falls
He comes out of hiding
To roam the halls
Standing over your bed
Menacingly tall
Ghoulie Kong
Grabs you by the balls 🎶
Victim of Ghoulie Kong: bro I think Ghoulie Kong grabbed my balls last night
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way
Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.
I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.
He has no style, he has no grace, this kong, has a funny face
Hey that Guy has no style and no grace!
Yeah, he's a real lanky kong
A white man in an arkansas prison gang. He loves to play around but is actually serious. Has hands like lightning. The great white ape who has smashed and been samshed by several toads. 163808 is the population. He is last of a dying breed and holds it down for the Aryan race. He keeps his area and himself clean always and stands up for women and elderly people. Out in the free world he trys to just chill and enjoy life but then someone calls his bluff only he don't bluff he stands on everything he says and is always ready for battle. Also will destroy anyone over those he loves. Honkey Kong was raised and molded on Respect Loyalty Love Honor and Honesty. Looks out for everyone when he can and will always be # Team Kota ⚡⚡
Honkey Kong is here better act right. Oh no don't touch that it belongs to Honkey Kong. Honkey Kong the great white ape.
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