Elizabeth Learning Center

A high school in Cudahy, California.. the only high school there... this school is from grades pre school to 12 grade and has some very good students with high potential.. this school is from lausd

person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Elizabeth Learning Center
person 1: where is that at?
person 2: Cudahy

person 1: what? Cud what?
person 2: Cudahy!
Person 2: Man nobody knows us! :-(

Learning Curve's a Bitch

(1) Whenever somebody studies a certain subject, or learns a certain skill, finds it very hard as it progresses into its advanced levels.

(2) An expression said by someone who is struggling in learning something .

(3) A term used when one finds it hard in working through their goals.

(A) "How's the website you're making?"

"I don't know man, but Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(B) "When it comes to learning Quantum Mechanics, Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(C) "Learning Curve's a Bitch when you're trying to be on top in Law School."

(D) "You're planning to buy that game? Good luck, coz Learning Curve's a Bitch when you're playing it."

(E) "Winning is hard in Casino-level poker since the Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(F) "Trying to run for President is real hard since the Learning Curve is a whole new level, a Bitch level."

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob".

In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."

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kids learning tube

a kids channel that everyone likes (yes all the others dont teach real education)

kids learning tube: im your brain part of the central nervous system your craniums my home and if you wanna learn then listen

state-dependent learning

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.

Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.

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That'll learn them

A way of saying "That'll teach those people a lesson, my good friend!" as a mild grammar joke.

Commonly used by gamers(usually the FPS crowd) to express triumph in the game, although the useage has expanded enough that it is not out of place to hear it from other types of people in other situations.

Game Announcer: Red Team scores!
Red Player #1: Haha! That'll learn them!

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Learned the clarinet at school

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob”

Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."

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