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The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.
Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.
Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.
Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
Guy 2: Hmph!
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To be uplifted, motivated, inspired, progress to the next level, empowered, challenged, fight for good, healthy, spirited, spread the good Word, be somebody, help others, live life fully. Body, Mind, Spirit. Word.
"Get Lifted!" Post on fb, twitter. Say it to your friends, family, and encourage people. It's a positive saying, and has no negatives.
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The moment when a girl raises her butt off the bed and her pelvis into the air, allowing you to proceed with undressing her, rendering her completely naked.
Man, I knew I was in when Ann did the butt lift last night.
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Transportation for classless, poor, redneck white trash seen in the Southern and Mid-Western United States (the fly-over states).
A lifted truck has its suspension raised and may have its engine modified to be louder, creating a true white trash experience.
Lifted trucks are never seen in New England, the New York area, the Miami area, or Hollywood. Driving such a mess would be grounds for ridicule and a reminder that the driver is a low-class yokel redneck from the uncultured fly-over states.
Redneck guy: Yeehaw! Just got me a lifted truck! Get 'er done, yall!
New Yorker woman 1: Ewww. What is that?
New Yorker woman 2: It's a redneck. Just keep walking.
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Moving your golf ball from a bad spot to a good spot without taking a penalty stroke.
Mike: “Look where my ball landed! Brutal!”
Jamie: “Just take a Gentleman’s Lift”
a cult of the most brilliant human beings on earth, who belong to the Lifted Mentality MOB.
While we smoked those last joints we had, we envisioned the Lifted MOB taking over the fashion world.
An attack in which the attacker begins by sneaking up behind the victim to prepare for the strike, for it must be efficient and swift. The attacker proceeds to maneuver their arm quickly through the victims legs, around the gooch, while lifting up. When performed properly, the gooch lift will leave the victim in the air and embarrassed as their shit is crushed between the attacker's arm and their gooch. Often causes clenching to occur.
The children in the class room laughed, as they saw a fellow lad left defenseless in the air as he was being gooch lifted