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The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.
Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.
Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.
Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
Guy 2: Hmph!
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To be uplifted, motivated, inspired, progress to the next level, empowered, challenged, fight for good, healthy, spirited, spread the good Word, be somebody, help others, live life fully. Body, Mind, Spirit. Word.
"Get Lifted!" Post on fb, twitter. Say it to your friends, family, and encourage people. It's a positive saying, and has no negatives.
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The moment when a girl raises her butt off the bed and her pelvis into the air, allowing you to proceed with undressing her, rendering her completely naked.
Man, I knew I was in when Ann did the butt lift last night.
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Transportation for classless, poor, redneck white trash seen in the Southern and Mid-Western United States (the fly-over states).
A lifted truck has its suspension raised and may have its engine modified to be louder, creating a true white trash experience.
Lifted trucks are never seen in New England, the New York area, the Miami area, or Hollywood. Driving such a mess would be grounds for ridicule and a reminder that the driver is a low-class yokel redneck from the uncultured fly-over states.
Redneck guy: Yeehaw! Just got me a lifted truck! Get 'er done, yall!
New Yorker woman 1: Ewww. What is that?
New Yorker woman 2: It's a redneck. Just keep walking.
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The act of steadily, but with confidence, lifting your heels up and rocking your weight from the ball of your feet and back to your heels again. Repeat this process, at the very least 4 times, while standing around with one male friend (minimum).
Yesterday, while smoking my pipe and doing (The) Gentlemans Lift, I had a fruitful conversation with one of my male acquaintances.
Moving your golf ball from a bad spot to a good spot without taking a penalty stroke.
Mike: “Look where my ball landed! Brutal!”
Jamie: “Just take a Gentleman’s Lift”
for women/those who sit to pee When you know your man is about to urinate in the toilet while standing right after you are done, so you lift the toilet seat as he enters the bathroom.
When you know your man is about to urinate in the toilet while standing right after you are done, you courtesy lift the toilet seat as he enters the bathroom.