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If you're a true Liquor Captain, fill mug to this line.^
One who drinks alcohol at a rate that would cause the average person to black out, but isn't phased. The Liquor Captain sets full sail to the liquor winds.
"Man, Tristan is a fucking Liquor Captain. He had 20 beers and he's perfectly fine. Most people would be passed out by now but Tristan is still taking shots of Jim Beam."
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A liquor-vention is when people who care about you come together and discuss a very serious issue. Namely the lack of alcohol in your life. This liquor-vention is usually overseen by our good friends Guiness, Jack and if the situation calls for it Mr. Cuervo (please only use this as a last resort as there may be side effects).
When someone is working too hard or too stressed, take them out to the nearest bar because they are in dire need of a liquor-vention.
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When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.
Similar to a whiskey bandage
Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?
Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.
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the finest of the booty eaters, they eat booty and get payed and pay to eat booty for a living
guy 1: ew that bitch is such a hooker!
guy 2: no no no, she's a booty liquor
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Liquor produced using non standard CHEAP procedures and material where the alcohol content could be high or low(mostly very high) causing hazard to life when consumed. The cost of such produced liquor is very low compared to over counter products.
John admitted to hospital after consuming cheap liquor
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A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.
Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.
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Ghetto fabulous drag queen who speaks on the topic of all things ignunt and about her life as a faithful member of Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God and Christ in Orange. Generally gets into troble with her co-conspirator Watusi Jenkins.
Shirley Q. Liquor told me to aks you how your momma was durrin.
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