crack logic

1. A deranged state of mind, usually occuring after one has smoked crack, in which one is completely devoid of the principles of logic. Incoherence; insanity; irrationality.
2. The use of nonsensical lies to hustle people for money to support their crack addiction.

My Dad uses crack logic when trying to persuade me to give him money. "I need some money for food! Are you going to let your father die of starvation?" When I bring him several bags of groceries he gets mad because I didn't bring him money with which to buy crack.

zuhn logic

noun - a ridiculous series of mental leaps performed to draw a completely unfounded conclusion that cannot be supported by rational thought.

antonym - logic.

Wow, I have no idea how he came to that conclusion; he must have used some serious zuhn logic.

drunk logic

the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.

Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?

Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.

Whore Logic

False logic used to justify sexual acts.

Person 1: "Having sex to get money to feed your children doesn't make you a whore."

Person 2: "The fact that you are having sex rather than working an actual job does, in fact make you a whore. You're even using whore logic to justify your actions!"

Orphan Logic

Claiming to be a victim of a situation that you caused.

A young man kills his parents and asks the court for mercy because he is an orphan: Orphan Logic

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chris logic

It has no sense or meaning behind it. If your name is Chris, you can use this as a reason for doing or saying something really dumb and be able to get away with it.

Chris: Flying ponies in mah bum.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.

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Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.

Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....

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