Friends that can’t find any bf/gf so they just fuck each other
-Wanna be loner friends that fuck
- since we can’t find anyone else to sure
A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?
Ability to entertain and makes others laugh making fun of you being by your self but like everyone’s loveable popular dream girl
He makes me laugh when he makes fun of himself he’s a funny loner
“pookie is such a popular loner today”
“oh i know shes always so popular yet so lonely”
A person who appears to be popular because of their enormous ego, however doesn’t get invited to many functions and thinks they are the main character.
Andrew: I have so many friends, I’m actually the main character.
Jack: STFU bruh no one likes you, you’re a popular loner.
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social distancing and staying home in isolation to stop the spread of the corona 19 virus. During the corona-19 Pandemic this person cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they're dating, with zero warning or notice before hand. You'll mostly see them avoiding friend's phone calls, social media, and avoiding them in public.
I guess i am a Corona loner i got ghosted during the Covid-19 social distancing pandemic
Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.
Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”
Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”