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Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.
A: Would you like half of this sandwich?
B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.
or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.
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What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.
I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.
The sad, sparse meal you eat right before you resign from a job you royally screwed up at.
John ate a peanut butter sandwich for his Nixon lunch before he put in his resignation for his job as a security guard at the mall.
When you have your penis sucked so hard, that the sperm is sucked out before you orgasm.
"Dude, she baby lunched my penis, it was like getting blown by a shop vac"
When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.
Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant
Or Dinner Finger
Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.
Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....
A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)
Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector
Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)