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A herb used by the acients of elder, to reach as it's known today "The twilight zone" where everything connects, and is one running in perfect harmony, throughout the universe. This mystical plant overpowers any other potion or remedy, it is often burnt then inhaled or consumed for a delightful sensation. Wrongly it has been outlawed across the globe, despite being far less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol. Across time people have died because of said, alcohol and tobacco, in comparision to the death toll created my marijuana still to this day stands at 0. Open your heart, mind and soul, and stand up to facist governments, who create such bullshit and false statistics to fear monger across nations to minimalize the use of cannabis, all because it would be one bastard to tax, and when it is taxed, it does wonders to an economy. Legalize it.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? - Bill Hicks
the greatest shit ever.
smoke weed everyday.
some weed every night.
it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing.
it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.
Jock: got bud?
Nerd: helllll yeah!
Jock: lets tokeee, man.
-2 hour toke break-
Jock: man, your tight as balls.
Nerd: balls are tight?
Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.
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Marijuana; n.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
"Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
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A magical gift from beyond, grown to be consumed as a herb but smoked instead. Unleashes the creativity of human mind.
Steve Jobs would of smoked marijuana herb numerous amounts of times.
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(DONT DO DRUGS) Save It For Me
I JuSt GoT DoNe SmOkIn A FaT AsS BlUnT YaH YaH
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Marijuana is the flower off of the cannabis plant. Not a drug, drugs are bad. Leagalize it. (in Canada perferrably)
Marijuana is gods remedy for hatred:
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for atleast two hours. Fowllowed by a global food shortage. Say No to drugs! Then again, if your talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.
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