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Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.
Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.
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A type of would-you-rather game in which you are given three people's names (typically celebrities or people that are well-known to you) and you have to choose one to marry, one to screw, and one to kill.
"Okay, Marry Screw Kill: Leonardo DiCaprio, Taylor Lautner, Ryan Gosling."
"That's easy! Marry Leo, screw Ryan, and kill Taylor."
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Out of three people, you choose which one you would kiss, marry, and bone.
Dude #1. Hey look at those 3 hot chicks!
Dude #2. Ooh, they're smonkin' hot! Which one would you kiss marry and bone?
Dude #1. Kiss the one in the middle, marry the one with the serious look on her face, and bone the one with big tits.
Dude #2. Hot damn! Me too!
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Short Version: kdm
A game played between friends, where one gives another 3 names of people they know (actors are okay, but it's more fun the other way). The one getting asked has to say which of the 3 they would marry, do, or kill. Then they would ask the other one back. The player who's "turn" it is asks the other. Marrying someone is regarded as the highest rank, since you can 'do' them several times over. ;D
Warning! Don't put yourself as one of the 3 people unless you WANT to get burned.
Nick: Hey Andrea! Up for some kdm (kill do marry)?
Andrea: Sure.
Nick: Andrew, Chris, and Jack.
Andrea: Kill Andrew, Do Jack, Marry Chris. Now me! Hannah, Grace, Annie.
Nick: Nice. Kill Annie, Do Hannah, Marry Grace. Now, my turn! Samantha, Molly, Ashley.
Andrea: That's not fair! You're not allowed to ask me about girls unless I'm gay... And I'm straight.
Nick: Awww. :( Alright.
A rare occurrence when a couple (usually under the age of what is considered the "average" marital age-this can vary as various people choose various times to get married(in this instance, something like 17-18 years old)) is very close together, to the point of being like a typical married couple. This kind of relationship involves actual Love, as opposed to mere lust.
Such a relationship is indescribable, except for being impossible to break up.
fred: have you heard about Ivan and Jill?
fred #2: yeah, i know... i thought they were just dating, but have you seen the way they are together? its like they dont give a sh*t about anything else...
fred: they must be married without a ring or something...
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The next step after Whippedman Syndrome, it's symptons include all that are outlined in Whippedman Syndrome, however the usual and fairly consistant electronic communications from the affected male turn into only one communication a year; christmas cards. This is occasionally and sparatically follwed by postal communications regarding births, baptisms, graduations, 21st's and finally weddings, thus continuing the cycle for the next generation.
Me: "Man, Sharky's case of Married Man Syndrome has cleared up since Casey dumped his arse, but im not going to hang out with him, the douche hasn't spoken to me in 5 years."
Ryan: "lololol"
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n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.
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