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What Little Kids Useally Say or Mom's Trying to Make Kids Laugh
Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.
Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.
A homosexual femalel that seldom bathes, has poor hygiene and is obese.
See also, Amberlynn Reid.
Amberlynn Reid is one, huge, messy lesbian.
When someone loses their chicken in a deep vagina they are forced to fish it out with their tongue
Damn girl you got a "messy picnic" let me get that for you!
Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.
I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.
The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.
Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.
Person 1: Yo did you see that game. Argentina lost!
Person 2: Where is Messi?