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simple minded

a person who doesnt use their mind or who thinks very baisically; only scratches the surface..
(generally taken as an insult but there are exceptions)

you are such a simple minded person unlike Kat who's so deep.

by adri :] April 26, 2007

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mind terrorist

A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The mind terrorist is also extremly hot, making it difficult for her male friends to break off relations with this annoying girl. The mind terrorist is known to play retarted pranks on her guillible male friends, such as making her friends think shes pregnant, making her friends think shes HIV positive, and so on. All pranks end with the male friend becoming embarrased and/or angry. However, he will continue to be friends with the terrorist because she is highly hot. The minds terrorist's cycle of trickery cannot be broken unless the male friend exerts extreme self control and ends the friendship, or the terrorist finds a new victim,which is rare. It should be noted that the terrorist IS friends with the male victom, shes just an annoying bitch.

male friend: "dude today jamie slammed my locker shut, stole my cookies at lunch, smacked me in the back of the head and made me think she had 2 kids all in one day, and i didnt even get mad! whats wrong with me?"
Freind: "nothing dude, shes just a mind terrorist"

by Blade aka DJ pathicake March 1, 2007

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dirty mind

Try this little test, and see if you can figure out the word that I am thinking of based on these three clues:

1. It is a four letter word.
2. It is a name used for a woman.
3. It ends in the letters U-N-T.

If the first word that came to your mind wasn't "aunt", then you have a dirty mind.

by Penbiks February 2, 2008

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mind-fucking

playing psychological games, messing up somebody's clear thought process to either twist what they were thinking, or have them convinced of something totally different.

"My stomach hurts" said Sally. "You just think your stomach hurts. It doesn't actually hurt, you are just being a baby" said John to Sally. "Oh...wait you are mind-fucking me!" erupted Sally.

by Katahroo August 9, 2009

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the darkest minds

An amazing page-turner
It’s about a distopian future where there’s a disease called idiopathic irrational adolescent neurodegenorarion (or IAAN) that only effects adolescents. It will either kill the host or give the host superpowers witch are divided into colors
Green = intelligence

Blue = telekinesis

Yellow = lightning
Orange = the ability to delete and control memorys
Red = fire

The main characters name is ruby and she is orange (since it’s the most interesting power)

I won’t go too deep as to not spoil but I’m just saying you should read it.
Oh also it’s short for another saying

The best faces house the darkest minds

“Man you should really read the darkest minds!”
“Bruh I dumped my gf for stealing from my mom and now she’s blaming it on me”
“The best faces house the darkest minds”

by Why my pp ich October 8, 2019


Mind Fat

Someone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered to do something that requires the smallest amount of cognitive ability.

Ezra: I found a place to get cheap iPod headphones!

Chase: WHERE?

Ezra: They're like 6 bucks on the Internet

Chase: Meh, I don't care THAT much

Ezra: You are so mind fat

Chase: ...

Ezra: ...Want me to get you the link?

by Mr. Body Massage October 6, 2009


Mind blow

Fill your nostrils with hydrogen gas. Put a match up to your nose and watch your mind be blown.

Gonna go out with a bang. Time for a mind blow,”

by Slydog11 January 11, 2020