One of the fucking scariest and also somehow, the most funny things in the world. They make you think about life and how it has gone to shit.
Kid: I just saw some dark minion memes today!
Other Kid: What did it say?
Kid: Exercise? I thought you said kidnap 37 children and hold them hostage in my basement for $700,000!
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A Movie that sold 1 Minillion Tickets, Truly a Masterpiece
Morbius: WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM, IT OUR SALES HAS GONE DOWN 69420 MORBILLION TICKETS, MINIONS 2: THE RISE OF GRU HAS TOOK OVER THE WORLD, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVERTAKEN BY JULY 32ND, 2022
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December 2nd is officially National Minion meme day. This is very important, as you can be a boomer on this day.
Person 1: what day is it?
Person 2: National minion meme day!
Person 1: whatβs that mean?
Person 2: you can say dumb minion memes and post them on media today!
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The dolled up corporate representatives with no insight on any topic outside of what they are told to repeat to humanity in order to promote the agenda of the elite.
"That mind control media minion just said Ron Paul is a racist!"
"Well she sure looks good there bud, are you sure she's wrong?"
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a bunch of fucking weirdos who talk about robert manion but as a minion... yeah.
the robert minion cult? yeah fuck them.
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Something you say to a female when she tells you she started her period.
Daughter: Hey, Mom, I think I got my period.
Mother: Whoo You Can Pop Out Minions!
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