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Bullet-Proof Moustache

Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.

Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.

by Beilor4893 March 24, 2010


Gary Neville moustache

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.

Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

by kreebilicus July 18, 2009

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Sax Player's Moustache

The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."

by Phineas T April 4, 2009

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senior moustache

a moustache. coming from the french.
refered to as a cool person. very unique. seen as weird sometimes. head charge. kind. generous. and someone people want to be around all the time. doesn't really express their feelings and pretends that everything is fine. keeps everything to themselves. can be a mystery at times.

The Senior Moustache from the town was always crowded with people.

by Youlie Udest May 21, 2008

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Bloody Moustache

When one receives a bloody lining around their lips, particularly the upper lip, as a result of performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating.

I wish my girlfriend would get off her fucking period. She keeps giving me bloody moustaches and I don't appreciate it one bit!!!

by Lindley! May 19, 2009

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young offender's moustache

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.

"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"

by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004

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Jack Layton's Moustache

The most prominent and revered member of Canadian politics, and the brains behind the NDP (New Democratic Party) of Canada.

"Jack Layton's Moustache is the only politician in Canada that is actually qualified to be the Prime Minister"

by C-Bat August 17, 2011

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