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it means everything on here is bullshit. like u fake ass gangsters righting definitions
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The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.
Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.
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The atheistic incarnation of the universal religious concept of shit happens.
See shit happens for some of the other denominational incarnations of the universal religious concept.
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Charley, a boy who lies to make friends
Thats charley bullshit, lets jump him
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-in reference to written works
a literary genre in which the author strings together large words and relatively advanced vernacular in order to make his subject seem important but in actuality he makes no point at all.
dude I totally bullshitted that last english paper
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oh bugger! looks like i just trod in a steaming fresh heap of bullshit. yup. thats what it was. bullshit.
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(v.) an ability acquired by many students to create answers out of thin air and making it sound legitimate.
(n.) sometimes an outrageous and unbelievable thing called out by people.
(v.)
Teacher: Dave, you did such an excellent job on your essay. And for it you got the highest grade.
Dave: Thank you, teacher! *when teacher walks away, Dave looks at his friend* Dude, I honestly didn't think I'd do well on it. I had no idea what to write and just bullshited it.
(n.)
Alex: Yo! Einstein just got a hovercraft for his birthday!
Peter: Bullshit!
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