the song name that murders people
P1:Imma make a song named Armed & Dangerous
P2: Fly high man
A sweet ,loving wanker. Someone with sexy voice who is capable of dangling his penis around while sitting.
Attractive shoulders. Full juicy lips .manly hairstyle. Princely beard .Perfect man.
Sexyabud dangerlovemanreal
A group of 9 individuals who qualify as "dangerous". Danger Crew's are experienced in a select group of skills, some of which include riding velociraptors, lighting things on fire, and moshing. Anyone who enters a Danger Crew must replace either their first or middle name with the word "Danger".
-Vice President: Mr. President, sir. I've just received news that the Viet Cong has developed a zombifying device. We expect a full-fledged zombie invasion by tomorrow...
-President: Dear God...........Call the Danger Crew!
To perform or simulate masturbation in a situation where it would not be wise to do so.
"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"
"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
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1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!
"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"
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While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.
a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger wank last night, it went horribly wrong"
Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"
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Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"
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