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Usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.
"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"
"Yeah, he's doing community service"
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service brat refers to children whose parent(s) were / are in one of the armed services or the miltary - army, navy, air force etc. Service families were shuffled about every couple of years from one base to another and it was not uncommon to have been in many different countries, states or provinces while growing u. the "brat" in service brat stands for "Born Raised and Transferred" see also brat
J: So what did you do while you were growing up?
R: I was a service brat
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The United States Postal Service- A government organization responsible for receiving and delivering mail within the United States and also exporting it to other countries for international delivery. Very slow.
Hey! I thought you sent me that package?
Yup. I put it throught the postal service! Wait a few days.
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To civil-service. Verb form of "civil service", used by co-workers at an unnamed government agency. It is means to affably but vaguely agree to aggressive demands for work by those outside your chain of command, and then go back to whatever you were (or were not) doing, secure in the knowledge that there will be no consequences. What anyone would do without fear of the lash.
That consultant babe from the Commissioner's office came by asking for a detailed report on our project status, so I civil-serviced her and then went to the retirement party on the fifth floor.
When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!
Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!
What Esther's specializes in.
Kurtie- "We ordered 5 hours ago, where the fuck is our food?"
Jured- "Remember, we're at Esther's. Bad service is their thing."
Katie- "Ohhhh, yeah."
A peasant term used alot in the lower class gas engineer circles and on many occasions booked in to other engineers when on rest days etc
Sorry mate had to book in a service kit on a cdi as haven’t got one on van and it’s my rest day tomorrow!