Dropping the soap

(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) Having a lot of sexual intercourse with a lot of different persons.
2) Being situated in a risky situation, where one mistake can be fatal.
(Literal Meanig:)
Dropping the soap in prison. When you drop the soap in prison and you pick it up, you're bending over, which is the perfect oppertunity for your fellow prisoners to take you from behind and penetrate you in an unpleasant way.

(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) You're dropping the soap a lot lately, stop being so slutty!
2) Please help me! If i drop the soap now, im screwed!

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Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

Soap-com

A situation comedy that revolves around a continuing storyline. Example include "Arrested Development" and "My Name is Earl."

"Did you see "The Life of Steve" last night?"
"No, I don't watch it."
"Oh."
"Would I understand it if I started watching?"
"Doubt it, it's a soap-com."

laundry soap

The same thing as laundry detergent. It means you're putting the LAUNDRY SOAP into the washer in order to wash your crappy clothes.

(lmao idk anyone who calls this laundry soap. My friend does tho) (because he is a person of natural perfection.) (lmao not true)

"MOM! We're out of Laundry Soap!"

"Tf you say?"

snatch soap

It is soap used primarily for de-funking ones snatch. It can be used in conjunction with other soaps to remove the spicy nature of ones undercarriage.

Damn! Did you use that snatch soap?

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

Soap eating

When the song soap by Melanie Martinez plays so you eat soap.

DoNt EaT sOaP- crankthatfrank on soap eating