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Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.
Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".
Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"
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(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
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An extremely popular person or thing.
That girl is so hot ticket.
My girl is the hottest ticket in town.
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To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.
Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.
In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.
Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).
The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."
"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
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That service started by USC (South Carolina) students that helps kids when they get alcohol tickets.
"Oh you got an alcohol ticket?" "Check out Drinking Ticket on their website drinkingticket.com they can help you!"
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Bead necklaces that often come from parades and that later one can exchange for a viewing of female breasts
He had so many titty tickets that we saw boobs all night!
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in British slang, a tab of paper soaked with LSD.
I was chewin' on a ticket stub
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