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Sausage candle. if u listen to Glass Animals you probably know that sausage candles are the best choice of lyrics in history. You take ze candle and put ze sausage in it and then worship the sausage until you dramatically summon Dave Bayley as he will bring u more candle sausage.
“Smells good up here
Yeah, it's the candle, yo it's uh
Sausage candle“
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Providing handjobs to multiple males simultaneously.
The Catholic school girl invited all her guy friends over and demonstrated her affinity for juggling sausage.
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When you show up to a hot tub, only to have it be seen that there are more then just one overweight man, but a few of them and no women.
-Doesn't always need to be overweight men.
Hey dude wanna go in the hot tub with me?
Nah, Man it's a "Sausage Stew" in there!
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male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.
jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"
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A very small penis.
I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage.
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a girl (often attractive, but sometimes not) who trolls male dominated subcultures (ie: video games, RPGs, hardcore, metal) for desperate males. Thier victims are usually "dorky" young men who don't have much experience with women (due to being part of a male dominated subculture) and are desperate for female attention. They play on these mens desire to meet a female who "understands them" and "is into the same stuff", and then manipulate them into servitude. Some use sex, some don't even have to go that far. Once they have acquired whatever they want from the victim, they split and leave him brokenhearted. They usually cheat on them, often with thier freinds/other guys in thier respective subculture. Sausage Queens are quite often found on the internet. They're known to go on message boards where they know desperate dorky guys frequent and announce that they are female. They tend to have "girl" in thier username. They're also known to post scantily clad/nude pictures of themselves. She becomes the center of attention and has her pick of victims.
"look at that girl over there, with the 6 guys following her around. .what a sausage queen"
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