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Nuclear Baloney

What phoboggers try and use to sidestep the reality of all the problems surrounding Nuclear Reactors; (like Safety, Fallout and the harmful effects of all kinds of radioactive particles) usually because of their connection to the Nuclear Industry!

The Pro Nuclear Cheerleaders used plenty of Nuclear Baloney to make their case against the benefits of Green Energy; but luckily the voters saw through it and decided to end the construction of the new reactor before it even started!

by CaptD July 4, 2011

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Nuclear Weapons

Weapons that rely on the energy stored inside atoms for their power.

Weapons that keep us and our allies (like Taiwan) free.

Weapons that should be used on iran, north korea, and saudi arabia.

by I_Hate_Liberals September 5, 2004

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Nuclear Rhino

noun.
When you put a sex toy (preferably a dildo) in a microwave for 45-60 sec. then take it out and use is on oneself or a partner.

"I gave Sharon a Nuclear Rhino last weekend"
"Did she like it?"
"Dude, She loved it!"

by tipsekalb May 3, 2010

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Nuclear Tea

Tea that is made by placing a teabag in a cup of cold water, then nuking (microwaving) it till it's hot.

Oh shit, the kettle's broken! Guess it's nuclear tea for me till I get a new one...

by Nuketea May 26, 2011

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Nuclear Missile

Not much is known of the origin of the Nuclear Missile, but it is an immensely-powerful weapon, fired ONCE from the Temple of NOD, that is capable of destroying most of your base in a heart-beat. Like the GDI Ion Cannon, the Nuclear Missile can be guided home with a Nuclear Missile Beacon. Once placed, it is not advised to stick around, unless you are a GDI engineer and have nerves of steel, at which point you just walk up and dis-arm the blasted thing.

Similar in function to the GDI Ion Cannon

Remember children, don't play with Nuclear Missile Beacons!

by Boxymoron February 10, 2005

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Nuclear Blowjob

When a male performs oral sex on a female, and the female cums, the male licks up all the secretion. After which, the female will give a blow job to the male, and at the time of orgasm, removes her head, letting the cum splatter all over the place. At the same time, the male will spit out all of the female's secretion that he has been holding in his mouth. Thus creating a huge explosion of cum.

She just gave me a Nuclear Blowjob, it was awesome

by Doctor Unk November 20, 2010

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Nuclear Warheads

shots containing warheads(the candy) dissolved in vodka.

Stalin drinks nuclear warheads

by BillSmith April 12, 2012

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