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You know, what happens when your thoughts get all trapped up like in a bottle.
Its mind bottling how many people still litter.
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to pop a bottle of champaign. a status symbol.
"We bottle poppin', we-we bottle poppin"
"Okay start straight shots and then pop bottles"
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1. Breeds of women who have been draining men’s booze for years, bouncing from city to city, table to table, Grey Goose to Red Bull. This is a person (usually a woman) who loves to drink the booze you bought for yourself or others with your hard earned money, usually without asking, but also can do so under the assumed assumption that it's "cool" with you (usually isn't). The owner of the bottle(s)/beer is usually a True Gentleman, however, and lets it slide. Very unsettling in these hard economic times.
2. The root of all evil.
True Gentleman:I'm so glad I can relax after a hard week at work with this bottle of Goose.
Sororistute: .....I'll just help myself to a shot or two...or three.
True Gentleman: ..I guess it's cool...Bottle Pirate strikes again!
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An empty water bottle filled with Vodka
Poor out the water of a water bottle and fill up with vodka to create yourself a Vawter Bottle
person 1: "Shit man I'll never make it threw this presentation!"
person 2: "Just bring your Vawter Bottle and you'll make it"
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1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.
'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'
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Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.
You can spot a bottle blonde a mile away
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the most valuable thing
something we can never have
That moment you wish you could have back and live in forever
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